I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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