how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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