you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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