whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
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