i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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