this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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