Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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