i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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