She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
