My hair reeks of homosexuality.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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