he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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