what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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