i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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