So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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