your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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