Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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