I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He felt like a one man threesome
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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