So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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