i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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