I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You were trust falling into bushes
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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