Kiss
Puke
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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