There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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