it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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