My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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