Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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