Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
