to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
only if we run a train.
done.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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