Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
