I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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