They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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