just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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