idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where is the hickey?
Soap is not a condiment
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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