I hate all girls vehemently.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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