Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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