I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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