They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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