Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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