the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I need a beard to bite.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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