Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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