wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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