Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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