I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I need help removing her.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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