i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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