At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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