Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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