Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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