I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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