his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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