I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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