apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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