we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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