That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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