Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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