wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Randomize
