I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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