it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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