College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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