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(510): View more from California

They should really pass out barf bags in church

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(775): View more from Nevada

I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

(1-775): View more from Nevada

Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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(650): View more from California

you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"

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(302): View more from Delaware

I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.

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(716): View more from New York

Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.

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(251): View more from Alabama

I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples

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(541): View more from Oregon

Our baby is creepy.

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That's how we know it's ours. haha

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